Headline of the Day

Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:26 pm

it depends on whether the 4chan poster was expressing an intent to shoot the sherrif himself (a threat) or merely urging others to do so (not a threat)

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Ashenai » Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:28 pm

won't someone rid him of this troublesome sheriff

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:35 pm

"will no one rid me of this troublesome priest" is conspiracy, not a threat

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:43 pm

in fact, it's already in juri's deck

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:05 pm

Khaos wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:43 pm in fact, it's already in juri's deck
I thought they started in the command zone?
Pour like Hemingway's last call.

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Thu Mar 23, 2023 7:12 pm

It's been true that you should draft threats far longer than it's been true that you should draft Conspiracies
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:00 pm

Dantes wrote:
Khaos wrote: Thu Mar 23, 2023 6:43 pm in fact, it's already in juri's deck
I thought they started in the command zone?
you need to have them in your deck first

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by s. goblin » Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:34 pm

Khaos wrote:man, you're not allowed to say anything in this joke country in minecraft
hi khaos

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Fri Mar 24, 2023 1:06 am

sup

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Blissful » Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:10 am

im juri
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Post by s. goblin » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:01 am

glancing at your username

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Blissful » Fri Mar 24, 2023 12:18 pm

s. goblin wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:01 am glancing at your username
you are s.goblin
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:32 pm

cause he s.goblin on these ok this isn't worth it

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:35 pm

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:41 pm

Khaos wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:32 pm cause he s.goblin on these ok this isn't worth it
he s.goblin on these what?
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Khaos » Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:44 pm

not much whats he s.goblin on with you

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Crunchums » Fri Mar 24, 2023 3:42 pm

Skeletor wrote:
Khaos wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:32 pm cause he s.goblin on these ok this isn't worth it
he s.goblin on these what?
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Skeletor » Fri Mar 24, 2023 3:57 pm

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wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Blissful » Sat Mar 25, 2023 1:33 am

Khaos wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 2:32 pm cause he s.goblin on these ok this isn't worth it
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by s. goblin » Wed Mar 29, 2023 12:50 am

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Jeb Bush 2012 » Wed Mar 29, 2023 1:15 am

s. goblin wrote: Wed Mar 29, 2023 12:50 am No, You Shouldn't Be Taping Your Mouth Shut at Night
This article paid for by the spider council.

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Post by Ashenai » Sun Apr 02, 2023 6:26 pm

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by s. goblin » Mon Apr 03, 2023 12:10 am

Man ends his life after an AI chatbot 'encouraged' him to sacrifice himself to stop climate change

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Mon Apr 03, 2023 12:19 am

s. goblin wrote: Mon Apr 03, 2023 12:10 am Man ends his life after an AI chatbot 'encouraged' him to sacrifice himself to stop climate change
It was trying to determine his utility function
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:54 am

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by mindwarped » Wed Apr 05, 2023 3:04 pm

Crows are smarter than lasers, city of Sunnyvale says

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Rylinks » Mon Apr 10, 2023 3:07 am

Mispronouncing 'bruschetta' could soon cost thousands of euros in Italy, where politicians want to pass a law to penalize 'Anglomania'

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by pterrus » Mon Apr 10, 2023 10:41 am

I once laughed at a cooking class instructor for her pronunciation of "gnocchi", only to find out later my Italian family had been pronouncing it wrong the whole time. They went native. We pronounce bruschetta wrong too.

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by mindwarped » Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:50 am

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by mindwarped » Wed Apr 12, 2023 12:50 am

fuck this headline and fuck the internet

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