silly thoughts
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acidentally going to the MAiD cafe instead of the maid cafe
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at this cafe the happy ending is free
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OvlrIwmt7kAshenai wrote:what's a MAiD cafe
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not much what's a MAiD cafe with you
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you
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plumbing influencers on instagram: #drainlife
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Why did the drug addict put broccoli in his rolling paper
He heard broccoli was good for your joints
He heard broccoli was good for your joints
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i'm worried about this drug addict
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A comedy pornographic horror film called "It Fucks"
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I'm going in. Cover me, Porkins.Doug wrote:A comedy pornographic horror film called "It Fucks"
It came from.. behind!
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It fucks, it sucks, it costs 60 bucks
sales pitch from a direct-to-consumer sex gadget infomercial
sales pitch from a direct-to-consumer sex gadget infomercial
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alternate pitch, IT Fucks
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just a gigamole
everywhere I goal
people know the part I'm playing
everywhere I goal
people know the part I'm playing
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yesterday my wife kinda randomly said
if someone's birthday is on thanksgiving you can wish them "happy burr-day" to sound ambiguous between bird-day and birthday
felt extremely like a sillypost in terms of uh, effort:payoff ratio (and not the type of thing she ever says)
if someone's birthday is on thanksgiving you can wish them "happy burr-day" to sound ambiguous between bird-day and birthday
felt extremely like a sillypost in terms of uh, effort:payoff ratio (and not the type of thing she ever says)
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is bird-day a thing people say
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yeah. but it's may 4
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seems like a may 4 birthday would work better for that joke than thanksgiving then
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her family calls thanksgiving bird day, i feel like ive heard others do that but i'm not sure
anyway i'll give her your feedback
anyway i'll give her your feedback
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if it works in her family then it works! feedback unnecessary to give : 3
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Just a reminder that alligators are not animals, they are monsters
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lol
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This is irrelevant
Oh no you don't, it's your elephant. Don't try to stick me with your elephant
Oh no you don't, it's your elephant. Don't try to stick me with your elephant
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a variation of moneyball where billy beane does the whole "what's the problem?"[...]"the problem is there's fifty feet of crap and then there's us" speech and then concludes by saying "so i figure we just give up, put some warm bodies on the field, and rake in revenue sharing payments for the next thirty years"
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very good, i assume
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every date is it's own release date
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only if you live in GMT+14Skeletor wrote:every date is it's own release date
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Moneyball, Margin Call, and The Big Short are remade as one film
Brad Pitt: So what's the problem
Jeremy Irons: And explain it to me like I'm a small child, or a golden retriever
Brad Pitt: The problem is that there's the good teams. And then there's 50 feet of crap. And then there's us
Margot Robbie (in a bathtub): See, the bad players are layered into tranches
Brad Pitt: So what's the problem
Jeremy Irons: And explain it to me like I'm a small child, or a golden retriever
Brad Pitt: The problem is that there's the good teams. And then there's 50 feet of crap. And then there's us
Margot Robbie (in a bathtub): See, the bad players are layered into tranches
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