Headline of the Day

Probably what *this* should be called.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:55 pm

mindwarped wrote: Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:53 pm AI listens to toilet sounds to guess whether people have diarrhoea
That's peak something. Just not certain what.
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Post by Doug » Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:58 pm

Dantes wrote: Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:55 pm
mindwarped wrote: Tue Dec 06, 2022 5:53 pm AI listens to toilet sounds to guess whether people have diarrhoea
That's peak something. Just not certain what.
Japan will have this first
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Post by Doug » Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:47 pm

Bad Thing Does Dumb Thing, and That's a Good Thing
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Post by Dantes » Tue Dec 06, 2022 7:04 pm

Doug wrote: Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:47 pm Bad Thing Does Dumb Thing, and That's a Good Thing
We've had this conversation, you know you need to stop quoting Taylor Lorenz.
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Tue Dec 06, 2022 7:54 pm

Dantes wrote: Tue Dec 06, 2022 7:04 pm
Doug wrote: Tue Dec 06, 2022 6:47 pm Bad Thing Does Dumb Thing, and That's a Good Thing
We've had this conversation, you know you need to stop quoting Taylor Lorenz.
hahaha
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Post by Doug » Tue Dec 06, 2022 8:21 pm

Harry And Meghan Announce Netflix Special About How Much They Want Privacy
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Post by Khaos » Tue Dec 06, 2022 8:33 pm

lol

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Post by Dantes » Tue Dec 06, 2022 9:47 pm

Yeah, that's a pretty good line for people who are basically trying to do "KardashianTV Presents: The Royals"
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Post by KingRamz » Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:55 am

Rylinks wrote:NASA Awards $57M Contract to Build Roads on the Moon
If it's anything like Austin they'll all end up being fuckin toll roads

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Post by Rylinks » Wed Dec 07, 2022 5:41 pm

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Post by Dantes » Wed Dec 07, 2022 6:12 pm

Rylinks wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 5:41 pm Germany raids far-right group over plot to install Prince in coup
But, he's dead? :confused:
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Wed Dec 07, 2022 6:34 pm

Hi, do you have prince-in-coup?

Well you better let him out then
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Post by Crunchums » Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:43 pm

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Post by Doug » Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:45 pm

Crunchums wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:43 pm Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals
He's gonna come down here and show you all what a real star can do
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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Dantes » Wed Dec 07, 2022 8:16 pm

Crunchums wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:43 pm Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals
Herpes on a half shell! Turtle Taint!
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Post by s. goblin » Thu Dec 08, 2022 3:47 am

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Post by s. goblin » Sat Dec 10, 2022 12:32 am

why

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Re: Headline of the Day

Post by Doug » Sat Dec 10, 2022 12:34 am

Yeah I'm just trying to toast them
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Post by mindwarped » Mon Dec 12, 2022 3:43 pm

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Post by Ashenai » Mon Dec 12, 2022 3:57 pm

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Post by Khaos » Mon Dec 12, 2022 3:59 pm

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Post by Rylinks » Fri Dec 16, 2022 1:31 am

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Post by mindwarped » Mon Dec 19, 2022 7:39 am

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Post by Ashenai » Mon Dec 19, 2022 9:44 pm

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