Look at this stupid tweet I found

stupider than the other tweets

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Post by Crunchums » Mon Jan 09, 2023 12:56 am

u gotta skate

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Post by s. goblin » Mon Jan 09, 2023 1:48 am

yeah

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Post by Blissful » Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:15 am

Crunchums wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 12:56 am
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Post by Doug » Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:26 pm

s. goblin wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 10:55 am Image

Part of the idea was that McDonald's was supposed to step in like a bartender and say, "You've had enough, mister"
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Post by Rylinks » Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:31 pm

put iron bars in front of restaurants and groceries and you can only enter if you can squeeze between them

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Post by Doug » Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:35 pm

Rylinks wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:31 pm put iron bars in front of restaurants and groceries and you can only enter if you can squeeze between them
You manage to get inside

Who's in there

An entire Cirque du Soleil cast
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Post by Crunchums » Tue Jan 10, 2023 7:30 pm

u gotta skate

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Post by Doug » Tue Jan 10, 2023 7:37 pm

lol
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Post by pterrus » Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:09 am

I'd like to thank whoever told me to follow paz on Twitter, because otherwise I wouldn't be aware that there is apparently an entire subculture that exclusively tweets opaque philosophical/theological gibberish.

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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Doug » Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:12 am

Oh wow
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Post by pterrus » Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:23 am

The process is like, be scrolling
wait what?
glance up and see it's a paz retweet, every time
try again carefully, I am an intellectual
nope this is gibberish
keep scrolling

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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Doug » Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:55 am

I feel like I want to see one but that I don't want to see 10
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Post by pterrus » Tue Jan 17, 2023 3:46 am

This is out of context and unfair but it's funny and gives the flavor so I'm posting.
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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by s. goblin » Tue Jan 17, 2023 4:09 am

ah, paz

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Post by Doug » Tue Jan 17, 2023 4:21 am

It's your turn in Cthulhu Wars
It's your turn in Squirrel Wars
It's your turn in Demon Wars
It's your turn in Wall Street Wars

http://devilsbiscuit.com/

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Post by Crunchums » Tue Jan 31, 2023 3:08 pm

u gotta skate

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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Doug » Tue Jan 31, 2023 3:14 pm

Nice
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Post by Blissful » Sat Feb 04, 2023 6:49 am

Doug wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 4:21 amhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supertask
♬ so here i bask ♬
♬ moving everything you ask ♬
♬ holding on to my hip flask ♬
♬ pretending i'm a supertask ♬
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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Crunchums » Sun Feb 05, 2023 12:58 am

u gotta skate

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Post by Doug » Sun Feb 19, 2023 4:04 pm

The greatest joke qua joke I ever saw told on television was Penn Gillette telling the conjoined twins trombone joke
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Post by Crunchums » Sun Feb 19, 2023 4:11 pm

Doug wrote:The greatest joke qua joke I ever saw told on television was Penn Gillette telling the conjoined twins trombone joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAgI0p3vQ68 ?
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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Doug » Sun Feb 19, 2023 5:41 pm

Hey, you found it! ty
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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Skeletor » Sun Feb 19, 2023 6:23 pm

lol
wow, [you]. that all sounds terrible. i hope it gets better for you

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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by Doug » Sun Feb 19, 2023 7:00 pm

When I tell that joke to friends, I take more than a full 5 minutes
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Re: Look at this stupid tweet I found

Post by pterrus » Mon Feb 20, 2023 12:06 pm

That one's good but my favorite in the genre is the moth joke.

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